Thursday, January 25, 2007

Skating terms I can relate too

Huckleberries Online: John Blanchette's definitions for skating terms
  • Axels – Pawn shop where Spokane skating fans took their stereos, silverware and first-born sons for the cash to afford a season ticket to the championships.

  • Double Axel – Return trip to hock the plasma screen for a second season ticket when your wife refuses to go to the Arena without you.

  • Salchow – What a farmer has to do to afford tickets.
  • Lutz – How much tickets cost, if you haven't already figured that out.
  • Camel – Tonya Harding's brand.
  • Compulsory dance – What seventh-grade boys hate about P.E.

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