- It's beginning to look alot like winter festival season.
- Oh Holiday Family Tree.
- Santa Claus is really ticked and not coming to town.
- The True Meaning of Christmas (by Philip Pullman).
- Santa Claus is coming to (the tent) town.
- All I Want for Christmas is Whirled Peas (by my children)
- Grandma got run over by a John Deere
Also, Bulletin Boards Not Seen
- Keeping the 'X' in x-mas.