No surprise in which team comes up in radiant splendor, and the only thing better would be if he had found a way to include the Vikings as compatible with the Faith.
No, wait, that would be the Cafeteria Catholic's guide to mediocre faith and the NFL. Hmmm, I can root for the Saints, but I can't quite leave the Vikings yet. Perhaps I will have to repent. But as any good football fan knows, just like the court dates for your favorite team convict, it will be after the season of course.